Monday, August 26, 2013

8-year-old Cleveland Indians fan with cerebral palsy rips script straight from Seinfeld


Cleveland - Niko Lanzarotta is an 8-year-old Cleveland Indians fan with cerebral palsy. Saturday before the Indians' tilt with the Twins, Niko and his family were fortunate enough to be on the field during batting practice. And Niko got to meet two of his favorite players: Jason Kipnis and Carlos Santana.  
He asked them to each hit a home run for him during the game. And they both delivered, en route to a 7-2 victory. http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/23318258/jason-kipnis-carlos-santana-come-through-for-child
If T.V. has taught anything, it's that any life scenario can be tied into a Seinfield Episode. But this kid took it to a new level. Just straight ripped the script from Larry David. Asking for not one, but two homeruns? Let me guess what's next, kid suggests switching the Indians uniforms from polyester to cotton? After that he claims he saw Gaylord Perry dunking his donuts? Ohh that Niko. Just like Kramer

No other person sums the series up as brilliantly as Boomhauer. Dang ole show about nothing.




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