Tuesday, August 20, 2013

I'm pretty sure defecating and vomiting, while looking for your brother at the wrong house, then hiding in a trash can, is the literal definition of rock bottom

WICKLIFFE, OH (WOIO) - Authorities in Wickliffe say a 26-year-old man was looking for his brother when he defecated and vomited, before falling asleep on a stranger's couch.  
The Ridgewick Drive homeowners say they were gone and their door was unlocked when Edward Reese made himself at home. When they returned they found the very intoxicated Reese still sleeping on the couch. They woke him up and told him to leave.  
He ran but was found by police about five blocks over. He was hiding in a trash can on Dennis Drive. Reese is charged with trespassing, criminal mischief and obstruction. He's expected in Willoughby Municipal Court on August 22.  
http://www.19actionnews.com/story/23101631/drunk

 A couple of things here. One, who the hell leaves their door unlocked while they're gone for the night? And two, who tells a person to leave after they shit and puked in your house? My gut reaction, would be to shoot the dude. After thinking about it for a second, the next reaction is to tell the dude to clean up. There's no one who is willingly leaving my house after they shit and puked everywhere without cleaning it up. Period.

 BTW this dude dodo'd himself.

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