City in Oklahoma has worms in their drinking water

First of all, I think this town in Oklahoma is fooling themselves by warning people not to brush their teeth with this water. Seriously, you know no one in the city is brushing their teeth. But hey, A for effort for trying to convince the outside world.

How about the real life Cletus Spuckler from the Simpsons, playing the city water director. Not even a hair can get through your water filter? Well then guess what, they're coming through somewhere else genius! And again, your job as city water director isn't telling the town not to brush their teeth, history and genetics has a way of passing that information down