Beer spill in Ohio makes me cry

NEW PARIS OH -- A travel headache for some drivers near the Ohio-Indiana border this morning. A truck, hauling cases of Heineken, lost control and crossed the highway median on I-70 in Preble County. The truck smashed into a minivan before overturning. The load of beer spilled onto the highway leaving a mess of cases, bottles and brew. http://www.wkyc.com/news/state/article/311539/23/Beer-spill-creates-headache-for-Ohio-drivers-

In all the news stories of the day, this is the one that brought out the most in my emotions. Sadness. Anger. Thirst. All in one. Why did they have to be bottles? Why couldn't it be Heineken mini Kegs. And for those of who will make fun of me for liking Heineken, fuck you. It's a good beer.